hoooooo shit

why didn't i pay attention during my piano lessons??

why didn't i pick up music and graduate from Berkley?!?!?

WHY GOD WHY WHY NOOOOOOOOOOoooooo...


I wanna be a jazz guy,
And play the greatest American music.
I wanna be a jazz guy,
And play the greatest American music.

I wanna learn all the chords,
Solo till everyone in the room...
Is bored.

- PUSA