*stares at the mirror while getting dressed for work*

hmm i look funny today.

*stares while putting on pants*

what's wrong with my face? i'm sure nobody rearranged it last night

*stares while wearing watch*

did my face somehow transform? did i gain the power to be handsome overnight?

*stares while wearing socks*

or did i get uglier? nah it's quite impossible to get any uglier than this

*stares while looking for a cap*

!!!
ah....so that's whats different....

my...um...mole kinda dropped.