Have you ever had one of those days where you came back from lunch feeling unsatisfied and still hungry?
Must…refuse…urge…to…eat…because…i…am…vain…AND I DOWANNA GET FAT GODDAMMIT!

I apologise, hunger often causes sudden outbursts of anger in me.

Or maybe I’m just menopausing.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHARON! We celebrated by having a whole lotta crabs with no pictures to prove it (one of us badly needs to get a camera. Well at least I gotta get a cable for mine :p). Has anybody ever heard of letting the birthday person go off scott free and forcing alcohol down someone else’s throat? Hur hur hur :P

Anyways I already got drunk the night before, with a bunch of accountants. Chern was supposed to join us but she ditched us for a beamer. bitch.

Note: Twisties and Pepsi do not complement each other. It made the roof of my mouth go numb.