the wannabe mexican: Alright, see you guys, adios muchachos

the wannabe hot chick: eh, stop speaking like a mexican la

the wannabe mexican: but i like being a gringo!

the wannabe big dick: do you know what a gringo is?

the wannabe mexican: i have to admit, i don't

the wannabe hot chick: i know i know! a NEGRO with GANGRENE!