I have the wierdest parents in the world. and they think i'm a pervert and a player.

(phone rings with unknown number)

me: hello?
dad: ahhhh we finally get you!
me: dad!! where've you guys been man i haven't see you or mom online for ages
dad: she's in chengdu with me and we've been busy making love
me:.....
me: you know i really didn't need to know that.
dad: heh heh okay just to let you know we're banking in your allowance on the 8th
me: oh thank god, i'm just going so broke
dad: because you spend all your money on girls.
me: ...
me: i don't spend money on anyone dad. besides, there ARE no girls in my life right now.
dad: don't bullshit.
me: FIIINE maybe there's one or two but i'm not gonna start anything with them, i'm leaving too soon
dad: have you slept with them yet?
me: no
dad: don't bullshit
me: HONEST!!!
*mom takes over phone*
mom: did you miss me?
me: oh yea loads mum
mom: bullshit you're too busy making love everywhere
me: mom, i'm not making ANYTHING i'm too busy with my assignments
mom: GROUP assignments laaaa *knowing nudging voice*
me: it's WORK mom!!
mom: oh yes i know it's a looooot of hardwork doing GROUP assignments. make sure you buy condoms.
me: er...i can get them for free...not like i use them anyway
mom: for free?? eh then bring some for dad he might want to use them when i'm away in wuxi and he gets itchy
me: ....i gotta go mom.
mom: okay don't spend too much money on phone sex
me: BYEEEEE

*followed by the kisses and "i love yous"*

if any of you guys find me wierd or anything, just blame it on the parents.