Pros of working in a club

• everyone's happy. they're there to have fun. fun fun fun. party central all the time.
• the ladies. some of em talk to you, some of em dance with you, some of em grope you, some of em are actually pretty.
• the drinks. get to know the bar girls and they're all for giving you free drinks.
• the dancing. you get to shake your booty on the dance floor and nobody cares.

Cons of working in a club

• everyone's happy. but not you. you're there to work. you have to slug it out the whole night. you've got to put up with drunkards who think you're their best friend and deal with having alcoholic slobber flying around from their unshaven, disgustingly smelly mouths.
• the ladies. especially when you have to go into the ladies room to fix up a broken lock or a blocked toilet. they give you the stare and they talk about you all night with that "that chinese dude is such a perve" look. and the ones that talk you up? they go home with other people cos you're to busy working to actually hold their attention.
• the drinks. for others, this would still be good. for me, 1 drink and i'm out cold, dreaming of edible rainbows and a bunch of sheep doing the macarena (alcohol gives me wierd dreams). so no drinks.
• the dancing. you're usually holding more than ten cups at a go. shaking your booty would create a symphony of glasses shattering, people shrieking and the boss singing the sound of music at the top of his voice. but instead of using the original lyrics, he'll use my name, a rude word that rhymes with my name, followed by the words fuck, cunt, shit, piss and fired.

and today, someone took a shit in the club toilet. except that instead of shitting in the jamban as normal people do, this intelligent fella decided that he'd be original and different and shit on the toilet lid instead. come everyone clap hands for him.