Why is it that the women who call me when i'm sleeping have absolutely no common sense at all? i mean, it's normal when you call someone up and they're sleeping, you ask them to call back or you say you'll call back later. these people, call me, at fucking 2pm (an ungodly hour to be awake at) and go "ohhhh you're sleeping? bla bla bla bla me me me me blabla bla idontgiveashitaboutyou blablabla me me me". i'm usually a prick, but when people have a lack of common sense, i turn into an asshole and it's quite hard to be an asshole because the prick and the asshole are separated by the balls, and it's quite a hassle to climb over the balls to be an asshole. if you're not careful, you miss the asshole and become balls instead. why is being balls a bad thing? balls never get any action. so if you're calling someone and they're sleeping, hang up and call back later. no need to turn them into assholes or balls.

this is just an obligatory post. hah.