last night i met the girl of my dreams. we went out for ice cream where she smeared some on my nose and then licked if off. then we went to catch a movie where we cuddled happily in the cinema. we made our way to the beach after that to lie in the sand and just look at the stars. it started to rain so we ran in the rain to my house. then i had the the most perfect sex in there. i said to myself "holy shit man this is so perfect that i must be dreaming" and proceeded to pinch myself. that's when i woke up, kicked myself in the arse a few times for pinching myself and tried to go back to sleep.

-note to self-
do not pinch yourself while having a good dream