Haven't been seeing much of my buddies lately. life has been centred around work, more work and guitar work. i know when we all hang out, we say things like:

eh boring lah.
what to do ar.
where should we go?
go home la.
DRINK!
fuck you la.
go screw your mother la.
omgwtfbbq.
your face damn ugly man.
I PAWN YOU!
you suck yo.
small beer mug!
very good congratulations.
MAHAI!
==> this one is a classic: *smiles sweetly, sticks out middle finger and says in a happy tone* "fuck yew!"

wasting time. so chillaxing. Now I don’t even have much time to hang out, much less to talk cock.

Flashback to the weekend: PD trip. Pure gilaness. Midnight drives to the beach, singing off key in drunken stupor. Post beach dives in hotel pool, also in drunken stupor. Damn security had us out after 20 minutes. Paintball. Expensive, not so painful. Go-Karting. Arse too big for bucket seats.

Fast forward to the next day.

Walking around blindfolded is NOT that fun. Running around blindfolded AND having a bit of a hangover is worse. Crazy ass dinner. 10 fishes to eat. I finished one. 4 more was wasted.

MAHAI I JUST CAME BACK FROM A BLOODY 5 HOUR MEETING AND THE FREAKIN CLIENT REJECTED EVERYTHING

Okay back to the story, 4 fishes wasted. Then there was the birthday cake…washed down with copious amount of alcohol. Birthday boy got smashed. Had to carry the poor guy from the bed and to the toilet bowl. Kid was puking till 5 in the morning. Bloody horny gay colleague got drunk and horny. Took advantage of colleague’s 15 year old cousin. Had to make him stop. Then he danced and removed his pants. In front of our 19 year old intern. I pity the poor girl. I moved him back to the room (had to share a room with the horny bugger….obviously I didn’t go home that night) and went back to look after pukey boy.

Hangover the next day. Surprised someone. A bottle of wine. Fell asleep and then, there was work. Why is this post so incoherent?