yesterday i snuck two of my many many balls out from the office. i put them in my little red pouch. once in awhile when i get frustrated, i give my balls a little squeeze. and if i feel like it, i'll let some of my friends squeeze it too. unfortunately, after one of my friends *coughjoshcough* squeezed my balls, he wanted to keep it, so i let him keep my balls. now i have no balls.

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