I will start work on Monday. According to Josh, I will have no life once i start working with this company. I will barely see my friends. so i have come to a conclusion.

My life will end on Sunday.

so i intend only on doing either one of three things.

have sex the whole day.
play dota the whole day.
swim the whole day.

since i'm a sad prick who can't get laid and has lousy stamina for swimming, i'll probably play dota. how predictable.