just when i was looking forward to going home in 9 days, the pigs here decide that it would be a good time to release their secret biological weapon which they've been developing for years to kill all humans and become the second most intelligent creatures on earth. why second you ask? because we all know that the most intelligent creatures are lazing about in cages, eating cheese and pretending to run around chasing mazes and whatnots for our experiments.

i tell you if china gets quarantined and i'm unable to go home, i'll threaten to play william shatner's version of 'lucy in the sky' on my imaginary boombox on full volume. imagine the the terror and havoc i would cause in the airport. muahaha. all because of a couple of stupid pigs. bah.