see, i don't really favour online conversations....if i was in a pig sty 3000 miles away i would be online but have my status as 'away' so i don't have to talk to anyone .yes i'm a closet people hater. i aspire to be a peeing terrorist. i'd terrorize people by peeing on them. back to the topic, yes, i'd do that if i was 3000 miles away...but since i'm stuck here in the country that can simulate a tidal wave by getting everyone to spit simultaneously, i've taken to having online conversations frequently because i just have no friends and people don't like me and i'm proud of it. so i was talking to my friend (i know i just said i have no friends but this is different) on msn earlier...

friend: oi pundek
me: yooo sup bro
friend: my grandfather kicked the bucket liao :(

this is my oldest friend i've known him for like...17 years of my life and i know his family quite well. feeling genuinely sorry for him, i was prepared to console him and just talk to him online if he needed to talk to me so i went

me: oh...shit man i'm sorry to hear that...you okay dude?
friend: oh, no problem. he was quite a pain in the ass anyway. i'm just bored at the funeral.

tell me how do you respond to something like that?