Monday, May 23, 2005

feeling very cold at the moment. feels like someone cheekily pushes you into a swimming pool, except that instead of cold water, the swimming pool is filled with ice cubes. not that anyone in their right mind would fill a swimming pool with ice cubes but i'm tired and my brain isn't functioning very well. the ipod has arrived. i found out that using itunes is like trying to open canned food with a candy bar. luckily the good blokes over at winamp came up with a plug in to transfer your music to the ipod through winamp . been a Smallville junkie lately. unfortunately i'm only up to episode 5 of season 1. no time to take a shit, much less watch tv series. if anyone ever catches me watching the OC, they have the right to spread my legs as wide as possible and stomp on my balls.

i went to a friend's 21st birthday on friday. had a grand total of 3 drinks before thinking the stairs was a mosh pit filled with people and attempting to body surf. luckily enough, cathy had her arm around me or i might have broken my neck and died with a smile on my face. i bet not one of you reading this can drink that much and get drunk. i rock.

sobered up at about 3 am and headed home cos i had to get up at 6.30 in the morning for paintball. bumped into the resident loser who was hiding out from the boys who were out to stamp on his face with their fists. apparently he was 'trying to defend a girl who was getting felt up by the boys'. he was rewarded with a good smacking by the bouncers, a broken window and a kiss. from the fists of 3 pissed of boys. hung around with him till the cops arrived. reached home at 3.30 and had a phone call from an old friend. problems with ex-boyfriend. couldn't stop crying. by the time i hung up, it was nearly 5. get up at 6.30? my sweet drunken ass.

went to work hungover from the previous night. single handedly embarrased a bunch of girls who claimed to have met me the last time they came to the place. i swear i didn't know ANY one of them or did anything indecent with them. well if i did, i can't remember. but i'm a good boy and would never do things like that. so why were they looking at me like i fucked them and forgot their names? met another friend celebrating a 21st. brought em a glass of bourbon and coke. was planning to bring drinks for the whole table one by one so no one would notice anything, but 5 minutes after that first one, the manager fired a bargirl for serving free drinks. HAHAHAH stupid bargirl. daaaaamn this is a long post. i'm too tired. got nothing to say anymore. so long and thanks for all the fish.

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