don't get me wrong ppl!! i want to blog!! except that there is absolutely nothing worth reading to blog about except for that old man who spurted lava when he was trying to let out a silent one and the story of a stray football that caused a headless chicken to befriend a de-testicled bull and they lived happily ever after.

well...that's all for now folks. yes i'm still alive. yes i'm back in kl after spending a whole week in penang, tortured and probed by the hawaiian sea turtles who came visiting and demanded the recipe for our famous aunty kuchi's asam laksa.

and yes, i've found myself a sweet young thing and as sharon describes it, me and the love of my life are dancing around a palm tree to the music of william hung wannabes originating from the darkest scummiest corners of bollywood.

and yes i am making no sense again. wheeheeheeeeeeee. honestly la people i don't know what to blog about. pish. the chao la la we had yesterday is giving me diarrhea :( i know it's the lala because it actually feels spicy on the way out. hohohoho.